The Agony & The Ecstasy of the Calendar Grid
I first heard people talking about their “grid” a couple of
years ago, and had no clue what they were referring to. Then I was introduced
to the Devil’s Spawn (a.k.a. the statistics page) and things were never the same
again.
For those geocachers who have led a thus-far sheltered life,
let me introduce you to the first of two basic grids: the Calendar Grid.
This innocuous-looking figure shows how many caches we have
found on every day of the year. I first became aware of this grid in 2012, a
leap year, when there was a great deal of buzz in the geocaching communities on
Facebook and elsewhere about seizing the opportunity to grab a cache – and get
a souvenir – on February 29. Before this, despite having cached since 2003, I
had not paid any heed to such things. But suddenly it seemed terribly important
not to miss this chance that would not come around again for four years. So we
dutifully headed out to “Quickies #2 – Spread Your Limbs” (http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LUID=70dc63af-e9be-4554-ae55-461045c96c5e).
As you can read in our log, we hurried there in the morning
because there was a threat of snow and ice later in the day.
We should have heeded this clear warning.
Instead, the idea of filling in all the calendar days began
to rattle around in our heads … well, in my head anyway. My husband and caching
partner tried very hard to dissuade me from what he immediately identified as a
foolhardy plan. But my powers of persuasion finally got the best of him (as did
my whining), and by the end of 2012, we had added “Fill in Calendar Grid” to
our list of New Year’s resolutions.
Like all good resolutions, however, within a week we had
blown it, with both of us sick as (Alpha)dogs. It would have been easy – and
perhaps prudent –to heed the second clear warning and abandon the quest at that
point. But no …
We decided it wasn’t so bad to have to make up those two
days early the following year, and we resolutely marched on.
And thus we discovered our uncanny ability to predict bad
weather with the mere mention of a missing calendar day. Ice, rain, wind, heat,
thunder – even a record-breaking blizzard with 36” of snow – all seemed to fall
on the days we needed caches. At one point, we felt we would be offering a
public service if we just broadcast our empty calendar days to the world at
large so no one would plan any outdoor activities. At times we questioned our
sanity. Like the evening of the blizzard when we raced out of the house once
the roads were legally reopened, then waited out the snowplow in the Whole
Foods parking lot so we could get to a lamp skirt cache.
Without fail, the landscapers, the paving crew, the
construction team and other various and sundry laborers would choose the same
time as we did to work at any given cache location, particularly ones requiring
stealth. Sometimes Mr. A got the job of grabbing a cache near work. Other times
we got lucky and a calendar day landed on a weekend. But mostly we were awfully
glad we’d kept an Ignore List of all the local caches we had no interest in
finding. In the guardrails. Under the lamp skirts. At the fast food
establishments. Because suddenly we were interested. Very interested!
We learned important lessons over the course of the year: Don’t
go for Dr. Evil caches on calendar days. Landscaping crews don’t really care if
a middle-aged woman is examining a light pole. People put really creepy things
in the woods in back of restaurants.
And so we came around once again to January 2 and 3, 2014.
Predictably, snow was falling, but we were prepared. We had scouted out our
locations and readied our snow gear. We were relieved when there wasn’t as much
snow either day as predicted. We found and logged two otherwise extremely
forgettable caches. And when that last find was logged, we let out a great sigh
of relief … and started looking at that Difficulty/Terrain Grid.
Having just recently completed my 366 calendar, I mom exactly how you felt when looking at the until led days. It feels like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders now that it is done. I even forgoed the August find a cache a day challenge so as not to "use up" my close caches for a day I "needed" to find a cache. Congrat's on completing your grid!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on completing your grid ... I was so grateful that we had put a bunch of crappy caches on our Ignore list because those were lifesavers when it came to filling in days!
DeleteLove it! Hoping to get more into caching this year and I will learn from your lessons and heed the warnings. And never, ever get sucked in by the grid.
ReplyDeleteIt is a slippery slope ...
DeleteI finished mine a few years ago and promptly placed y own 366 day challenge up here in Maine. It does take planning and it sounds like Mother Nature was against you completing it. Congrats on it and if you find yourself near Bangor be sure and log mine.
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